Showing posts with label editorial art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label editorial art. Show all posts

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Maybe the CBCP will like this



My tribute to Philippine archbishop Oscar Cruz, scourge of the Reproductive Health Bill (RH Bill) & hero to critics of a certain bowler hat wearing, Rizal quoting tour guide.

I drew him kneeling in deep prayer to show my contempt admiration for his bigoted sincere beliefs about family & faith. I also added inverted hearts on the bottom half of the sketch to represent his disrespect compassion for the common Filipino mothers. By defending them from the onslaught of responsible family planning evil, Western propaganda and cancer inducing condoms, the man is a joke hero.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

if erap starred in a zombie flick...

it's alive!


last week, joseph estrada, the philippine's former jeuteng lord -in-chief, formally announced his bid to run in 2010's presidential elections. that means i get to draw him one more time! so many ways to draw him, so little time. the guy is practically god's gift to filipino editorial artists.

estrada, the mustachoid former b-movie action star, has been ousted from his presidency, convicted of plunder for taking bribes from gambling lords and linked to unsolved murders. oh, there's more., but i'll spare you the details.

and yet, estrada is convinced that he still has a shot at winning back the presidency -- even if his eligibility (by way of a presidential pardon by the current president. ugh.) is currently in question.

for his campaign, he has voiced his support for an all-out war in mindanao (good luck with that) and for the legalization of jueteng, an illegal numbers game that is directly linked to his conviction for corruption. nice.

even for a nation that is notorious for reveling in candidates who show off their folksy inarticulateness as a matter of pride -- that lack of an intelligent grasp of the sophisticated intricacies of government & disguising it as a populist everyman stance that discards facts & knowledge as mere facets of the disconnected elites, estrada is pushing his luck. (hm, sounds familiar - apparently, this national trait is not exclusive in these modern times).

ah, yes, he's back. and i drew him. it's halloween. i like zombies. so, he's a zombie. in a zombie flick.

can you see him hunched down & limping his way to malacaƱang palace, mumbling incoherently with empty bloodshot eyes, hungry to seize what he thinks is his? my god, it's already happening.

*** feel free to use my artwork above. just make sure to credit me if you choose to do so.
** to the pinoy northerners: "kawatan" means "thief/magnanakaw" in bisaya.

Friday, February 15, 2008

it's time


even nixon resigned for lesser charges.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

idiot of the week award


god knows how to make punishments also, so our country is what it is now because the head of the church went against god’s will. our country is not moving forward.”
-- former philippine president joseph estrada, claiming vindication. also added the country was now suffering because the late jaime cardinal sin did not heed “god’s voice” but instead backed the EDSA II people power revolt, despite a vatican order to stay away.


"lightning bolt ready, sir"
--
st michael

Thursday, September 13, 2007

jailhouse 'rap


this crook got caught.

while the rest of them remain free.
i won't name names but here's one hint:
rhymes with shmelda barcos.

Friday, January 20, 2006

philippine presidential elections 2004



i actually wanted the "liberty bell" to win. who knew he'd lose so badly.

sidenote A: no debate? no debate?!! A presidential election that favors the intellectually challenged.

sidenote B: ok ping, you made your point. how convenient for you to have a senate seat waiting for you after the elections.